Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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