So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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