I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I am available for nakedness
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
