gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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