bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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