i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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