with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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