I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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