Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Green mimosas i think yes
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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