Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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