Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm passing your future prison.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
