I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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