did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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