and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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