I need help removing her.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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