That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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