I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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