it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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