gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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