My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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