dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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