you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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