ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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