So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Do vagina's smell?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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