Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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