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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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