Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Well I just put wine in my tea
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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