Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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