The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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