Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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