i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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