His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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