entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Randomize
