You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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