Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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