I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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