You're completely useless in the revolution.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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