I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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