At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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