That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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