everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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