awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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