D3 body, D1 cock
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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