one word: firstdatebathroomanal
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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