Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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