So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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