Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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