i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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