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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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