im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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