let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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