So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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