I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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