Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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