id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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