there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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