I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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