Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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